What Would Mohammed Do? (WWMD)

I was surfing The Religion of Peace website and found this bit of humor which is really quite tragic.

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If this true-to-life image of Muhammad, the self-proclaimed prophet of Islam, offends you more than the murder of thousands of innocent people explicitly in the name of Islam and Allah each year, then it means that you are definitely a Muslim (or at least a well-known type) and this page is for you.

As a Muslim, you know that life is full of tough choices. Do you behead or not behead? Have adult relations with your buddy's 9-year-old child...? Take a female sex slave... ?

For followers of the Religion of Peace, it all comes down to knowing what Muhammad did when faced with the same decisions (based on reliable Muslim sources, of course). In fact, the more you know about the founder of Islam the better, even if you aren't Muslim.

Forget all those shifty-eyed apologists, trying to make Muhammad out to be some sort of "Jesus clone" based on a few obscure anecdotes. The prophet of Islam definitely wasn't one to turn the other cheek.

You want the truth? Think you can handle it? Well, here you are then...
What Would Muhammad Do?(a checklist)


Would Muhammad...?
YES!
NO!
Muslim Source
Have sex with a 9-year-old girl?

Hadith
Advocate beheading?

Qur'an
Require women to cover their faces?

Qur'an & Hadith
Befriend Christians and Jews?

Qur'an
Own slaves?

Qur'an & Hadith
Marry his daughter-in-law?

Qur'an
Approve of prostitution?

Qur'an & Hadith
Gluttonize?

Ibn Ishaq
Recommend wife-beating?

Qur'an & Hadith
Hit his own wife?

Hadith
Kill prisoners of war?

Hadith
Advocate suicide attacks?

Qur'an & Hadith
Kill apostates?

Qur'an & Hadith
Tell sick persons to heal them-selves by drinking camel urine?

Hadith
Beat children who don’t pray?

Hadith
Have eleven wives?(at one time)

Hadith
Lie?

Qur'an & Hadith
Enslave women and children?

Hadith & Ibn Ishaq
Stone adulterers to death?

Hadith
Torture a man for greed?

Ibn Ishaq
Consider men and women equal partners?

Qur'an & Hadith
Steal?

Qur'an & Hadith
Kill someone for insulting him?

Qur'an & Hadith
Preach love for people of all religions?

Qur'an & Hadith
Extort money from other religions?

Qur'an & Hadith
Keep women as sex slaves?

Qur'an
Force conversions to Islam?

Qur'an & Hadith
Commit acts of terror?

Qur'an & Hadith
Kill a woman?

Biographers
Capture a woman and rape her?

Hadith

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