Some of the info is dated, however the essence of this Anti-CAIR YouTube video is right on!
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Every American should watch this twice!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Council on American-Islamic Relations Exposed
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Khomeini said there's no fun in Islam, no jokes in Islam and no humor in Islam. He was dead wrong:
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.
Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy Britain?
A. None, Tony B.Liar can do it all by himself, thank you.
Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You told her twice already!
Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A: Lefty!
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim?
A: Hamed.
Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim?
A: Mohammed.
Q: What has long blonde hair, huge tits, and is currently living in a cave in Greenland?
A: Salman Rushdie.
Nine year old Aisha and her kid brother Ahmed are talking about Mohammed. Aisha said "Last night Uncle Mo came to me and told me I had the gates of paradise between my legs and he had the key between his"
"That's funny" Ahmed replied. "For the last two years he's been telling me it's Gabriel's trumpet and I've got to learn how to play it"
Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.
Okay I know some of the "boom boom" comment is down right rude to Mohammedans that consider themselves peaceful in contrast to their Quran; nonetheless some of the off color jokes are openly pointed to violent Jihadi/radical Mohammedan terrorists. For the latter I leave comment up unredacted.
If a Mohammedan can give me a valid reason to remove the jokes, I will do so.
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